Thursday, November 12, 2009
Once upon a time, there were four men in a small village, which was called "ASC-4( Absolutely Smart Class IV) ". The four people in the class, Mr. E, Mr.P, Mr. W, Mr.Y, came together and discussed about history and truth. However, Mr. W always said stupid things and made Mr. P angry. Mr. P forced him to pay attention and shut up, so the session could proceed. Unfortunately, the peace didn't last long because Mr. W was more senseless and annoying. First, he started to pretend as an elephant during the session. Furthermore, he refused to use his original name. He was always crying and yelling for changing his name, though he knew he will get a knuckle sandwich from Mr. P. Soon, the others in the class were so upset about Mr. W. They just gave him some strange names. Then, someone in the outer village invented a kind of delicious food and named it meatball because it was a ball made of meat. Mr. E quickly combined the similarities between meatball and Mr. W. He found that Mr. W looked excately like the meatball, so Mr. W was given his new suitable name Meatball. When Mr. E gave this name, Mr. Y had an idea to mix the name of Mr. W and Meatball. As a reasult, Mr. W is named Winnieball now, and perhaps a new kind of food " Winnieball " will appear in the future.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
I can still remember the most embarrassing moment of my life. In the morning, I went to school by bike as usual. When I arrived at the intersection beside the school, I stopped and took my helmet off. Just then, a teacher came and scolded me, " Why aren't you wearing your helmet? " As a result, I reached for my helmet and tried to put it back on. Suddenly, the traffic light turned green, and I pushed my bike across the street. Immediately, the bike started to fall because one of my hands was holding the helmet. Then, the bike brought me down with it in front of everyone. I quickly stood up, bowed to the crowd, and rushed away. I'm sure that everyone was amused by my funny actions that day.